Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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«How did Affleck let her go out in this?» The attention-grabbing look of Lopez is making headlines on social media
Lopez again forgot about her age and wore nothing under the coat! The fans even had to close their eyes out of embarrassment when they saw their favorite star’s vulgar image which you can see in this article!
It is hard to believe that this Latino-American diva is 54 since she ages like fine wine and gets only better through years. The iconic singer and actress has such a perfect figure that it easily lets her wear even most revealing outfits she can ever imagine.
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Most of her fashion choices earn fashion critics’ admiration and praise, while people on social media never cease to heavily criticize her «inappropriate» style calling her a granny who doesn’t remember how old she is.
Camera lenses captured the show business star in olive trousers and an interesting coat under which there was nothing, can you believe? Some noticed that she wore a top under it, yet it was completely transparent and failed to cover anything.
When she is asked what keeps her one of the most desirable and in-demand celebrities, she proudly replies that she places great importance on the healthy lifestyle which includes eating right and periodically going to the gym.
One may say that for a woman her age she looks literally gorgeous and has no equals in the industry.
Feel free to share your opinion with us!
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