“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law’s car parked.
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:
What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.
How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for? What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!!!
First, apologize.
Okay, dad… I’m sorry!
Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion
At a high school reunion, a couple finds themselves seated near a captivating sight: a stunning woman indulging in gin with fervor at a nearby table.
The husband’s gaze lingers on her, prompting his wife to question his familiarity.
“Know her?” he responds with a sigh. “Unfortunately, yes. She’s my ex-wife.” He reveals that her penchant for drinking began shortly after their divorce seven years prior and hasn’t abated since.
His wife’s incredulous response echoes the disbelief of many: “My God! Who would imagine someone could continue celebrating for so long?”
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