Instead of a vacation, my husband and I renovated our kitchen!
Todayâs couple made the best decision of their lives. Instead of going on a vacation for a month, they chose to renovate their miserable-looking kitchen and change it beyond recognition. Its condition definitely left a lot to be desired and urgently needed reconstruction.
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Others would probably choose to enjoy their time somewhere remote and desirable, yet our heroes considered giving their kitchen a new look a lot more important task than their vacation which eventually turned out to be the best option.
For the design, they chose warm tones. The final results exceeded the familyâs expectations. The atmosphere was now welcoming. To say that the before-after photos blew up the network is nothing to say.
Wife receives a divorce letter from husband, her reply is brilliant
Dear Wife,
Iâm writing you this letter to tell you that Iâm leaving you for good. Iâve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didnât even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You donât tell me you love me anymore; you donât want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either youâre cheating on me or you donât love me anymore; whatever the case, Itâs over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. donât try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. Itâs definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what youâve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesnât seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was âYou look just like a girl!â And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you canât say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you wonât get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I donât know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope thatâs not a problem!
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