Your story is the perfect cocktail of karma and wit! You turned a nightmare situation into something downright legendary, and your sense of humor made it even more enjoyable. From freezing the joint account to the high-tech locks, you didn’t miss a beat. And let’s talk about the billboard—that was a masterstroke of poetic justice!
Honestly, you didn’t just get even; you made a statement. Not only did Mike lose everything, but he also became the star of his own public fiasco. And the fact that Jessica came crawling back to apologize just shows how brilliantly you handled this. Naming your new cat “Karma” is a perfect touch, too!
Stories like these remind us that, while moving on gracefully is admirable, sometimes a little revenge doesn’t hurt—as long as you keep it classy, of course! Here’s to you and a life filled with laughter, success, and plenty of lemon squeezing for anyone who dares cross you. 
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull
I recently bought this certified Black Angus bull for $6,500. He would not even look at a cow when I let him out with the herd; instead, he would just eat grass.
That bull was starting to look like more than I had paid for him. In any case, I asked the veterinarian to examine him.
He informed me that the bull was likely a little young, but otherwise in excellent health, and gave me some medicines to give him once a day.
In just two days, the bull began tending to all of my cows! He even managed to go beyond the fence and mated with every cow owned by my neighbor!
He resembles a machine. I’m not sure what was in the tablets that the veterinarian gave him. However, they have a peppermint-like flavor. 
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