Old men sitting on a bench…We’ve chuckled with tears with this joke…

We can never get tired of good jokes and this one will definitely make your day.

Two elderly gentlemen are sitting on a bench at the park when a young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.

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One of the men smiles and the girls approaches them. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says.

The old man sweetly replies “My dear I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man.”

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The girl replies “awwwww you sweet old man” leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.The old man turns to his friend and says “3 to zip Mugley, your turn.”

This joke is yet another proof that the elderly, having been part of this world for many years, are often wiser than the rest of us.

Elvis Presley’s Grandson Takes the Stage and Shows His Talent

In a riveting display of talent on “The Voice”, Dakota Striplin made a bold claim that sent shockwaves through the competition: he hinted at being the descendant of the legendary Elvis Presley. Commanding the stage with charisma and skill, Dakota enraptured both judges and audience alike with a rendition of “Love Me Tender” that echoed the spirit of the King himself. Armed only with his guitar, he delivered a performance that was both haunting and electrifying.

The first judge, visibly moved by Dakota’s ethereal vocals, swiveled her chair in a gesture of admiration, her hand resting over her heart. It didn’t take long for another judge to follow suit, drawn in by Dakota’s magnetic presence and undeniable talent, eager to unravel the mystery behind this mesmerizing performance.

Following his spellbinding act, the judges couldn’t help but inquire about Dakota’s choice of song and the inspiration behind it. With heartfelt sincerity, Dakota shared anecdotes of his family’s connection to Elvis, recounting his grandmother’s fond memories of attending the King’s concerts. He even injected a bit of humor into the conversation, playfully hinting at a familial resemblance to the rock and roll icon that left the judges chuckling.

But Dakota didn’t stop there, he tantalized the panel with hints of other intriguing facets of his lineage, alluding to a recent DNA revelation that cast doubt on his established ancestry and hinted at a potential link to Elvis Presley himself.

Embark on a journey through Dakota Striplin’s captivating performance and enigmatic backstory by tuning in to the full video below.

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